36 Quotes About Jerks



  • Author Laura Ruby
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    Abruptly, she let go of his wrists and allowed him to push her to her knees. She looked up, waited for his smile.And then she punched him in the nuts.

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  • Author Sarah Monette
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    Felix just sat there, not smirking exactly - or not so as you could call him on it - but clearly happy with how unhappy he'd managed to make all of us.

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  • Author Sloane Crosley
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    [He] is the worst kind of asshole they make - the kind who is completely oblivious to how he sounds, the kind who is impossible to argue with because he doesn't allow for a worldview outside of his own.

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  • Author Richard Yates
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    Warren Cox, God knew, was no prize; a commercial person, a sales person, the kind of man who said things like "x numbers of dollars". At lunch today, laboriously trying to explain some business procedure, he had said "x number of dollars" three times.

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  • Author Natalie Standiford
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    Don, we're huge fans," I said. "Don, we're huge fans," he shot back in a high-pitched voice meant to mock me. What a jerk, I thought, but I didn't care, because he was Don Berman, and that's what Don Berman did.

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  • Author Mona Sutphen
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    There are jerks all over Washington. Life is short; being a jerk is just unnecessary.

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