8,413 Quotes About Jobs

I've never seen a job being done by a five-hundred-person engineering team that couldn't be done better by fifty people.

I never talk about a job before the contract is signed and I've shot the first three days.

Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

People say get a job doing something you love. So far no one has offered to hire me to eat Whoppers with a switchblade.

Well, I knew instantly when I met my wife what a good relationship it was, compared with what I had been doing for the previous 20-odd years. She is my buddy, my partner, my friend. And part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.

My job as a songwriter is to write good songs.

The first responsibility of the Muslim is as teacher. That is his job, to teach. His first school, his first classroom is within the household. His first student is himself. He masters himself and then he begins to convey the knowledge that he has acquired to the family. The people who are closest to him.

I'm floored that the House leadership would turn its back on job creation for Mississippians.

I didnt audition for SNL. I sent in a tape to SNL the year before I started writing there, but I got the job there through doing stand-up on Fallon.