814 Quotes About John-green

This is it. I can't even not smoke anymore

Incidentally, did you know that the whole eight glasses a day thing is complete bullshit and has no scientific basis? So many things are like that. Everyone just assumes they're true, because people are basically lazy and incurious, which incidentally is one of those words that sounds like it wouldn't be a word but is.

I have an Augustus Waters fetish," I explained.

Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.

Dumpers may not always be the heartbreakers, and the Dumpees may not always be the heartbroken. But everyone has a tendency.

When was the last good kiss you had?

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It's turtles all the way fucking down, Holmesy. You're trying to find the turtle at the bottom of the pile, but that's not how it works.""Because it's turtles all the way down," I said again, feeling something akin to a spiritual revelation.

You are somebody's something, but you are also your you.