814 Quotes About John-green


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    And you’re such a self-involved asshole that you can’t for one fugging second realize that my life doesn’t spin around the star of Colin Singleton.

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    You’re so goddamned scared of the idea that someone might dump you that your whole fugging life is built around not getting left behind.

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    That is such good news that I almost want to get off the couch and shake your hand. But God, it’s comfortable.

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    I think I just realized that I don’t actually want to date an asshole I’m not even attracted to. Those are two separate revelations: I don’t want to date assholes, and I’m not actually turned on by big muscles.

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    Right. So, I don’t know. It was just so easy to dismiss. I keep thinking I’m going to get upset, but it’s been three days, and I just don’t even think about him. Remember when I told you that unlike me, he was real? I don’t think he is, actually. I think he’s just boring. I’m so pissed off about it, because – I mean, I wasted so much of my life with him and then he cheats on me and I’m not even particularly, like, depressed about it?

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    People are supposed to care. It’s good that people mean something to you, that you miss people when they’re gone.

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