504 Quotes About Joke

Can we hurry up and get some black subscribers, so we don't look so racist?

You know what men do? Run across this bridge, stab this fucker in the dick, roll four times like a legend, poke seven bitches with their phallic-looking spear in the process, heal up with full HP, grab the shitty amount of souls they have and run upstairs in their toga outfit, screaming 'ALALALALALA!'.Make it fun, bitches.

Skeletons ain't shit, but hoes and tricks

Perhaps the only difference between the comedian, the psychologist, and the philosopher is that you can’t pretend to be a comedian.

Some so-called comedians are, not funny, but a joke.

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

She nodded and smiled, but I could feel that she was slightly disappointed in me. Like Ms Parker when I answer every question in English with ‘It’s a metaphor for desire.

entanglement: (n.) quantum physics term for when the sheets wrap around two bodies in space.

genetically modified organism (GMO): (n.) member of the public who has regularly consumed the biotech industry’s food products.