504 Quotes About Joke

You’ll know when I’m doing something funny,' Marty snarled as he spun the knife down and slammed it onto the table. 'Because you won’t understand it.

A racial joke is a hiss.

I was arrested for a joke, and executed for a clap.

I believe it’s the people who talk the most that have the most secrets, and those who act as if everything is a joke are those with the most scars.

Just A Joke ***I wanted to spend eagerlyMy entire life with youBut what a pity You pretendedYour love was just a joke.

A joke without comedic timing is a statement of pure insanity.

I hear there are now Knightsbridge clinics offering semicolonic irrigation – but for many it may be too late.

I should've worn a push-up bra. Not that it would've helped any. Push-up bras only really worked if there was something to actually push up.

Be with someone who has a good sense of humor so that the two of you can sit down and laugh together at the joke that your lives are.