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- Author Louis C.K.
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Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.
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- Author R.A. Salvatore
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Even as she finished, Athrogate erupted in side-splitting laughter, and Amber began to giggle so ridiculously that she could hardly finish her song of two couples, a dwarf and his firbolg bride, and his sister and her firbolg husband, brother of her sister-in-law. "So the dwarf's got a sister who's smilin' so wide," she chanted, catching her wits when she saw that the other six were now looking her way. "And his own wife's not knowin' when her husband's inside.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
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- Author Lisa Kleypas
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Damn it. What are we exactly calling a 'masculine problem'? Did he have trouble running the flag up? Or did it fall to half staff?"Do we have to speak about this metaphorically or-""Yes," Leo said firmly."All right. He..." Poppy frowned in concentration as she searched for the right words, "... left me while the flag was still flying.
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- Author Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.
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