50 Quotes About Jokes-and-whatever

We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats.

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.

When I read most writers writing on internet ( Instagram in particular) all I ever get to read is about being in love, or falling in love, or surviving a heart-break! I never in my worst nightmare ever thought that life is only that!

The thing with politicians is that though they spit differently yet they shit similarly.

I hate people who say, “Good moaning,” instead of, “Good morning.” What kind of a wanker, are they? I’ll tell you. It’s their little joke, you see. They view it as a clever play on words, changing one letter to make a completely different word. Do you get it? By changing the ‘r’ in morning to an ‘a’ the whole meaning of the word changes. Do you see how witty they are? WANKEEERRRSS!!!!

You never cook onions with your beans. That’s a recipe for tear gas.

Please pardon me if I have somehow overlooked you. Normally I am rather conscientious about all jokes. I apologize if I have yet not gotten to you. I will, soon. So, please don't lose faith in me. Or my jokes.

If your god is more screwed up than you, then, by Jove, how cuckoo must be you!

Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.