437 Quotes About Jokes

I am a kind of joke, but the question is: which kind? My job is to keep everyone guessing.

At age 6 I was born without a face.

I can’t understand why men are allowed to straddle a horse, while we - who are supposed to be the weaker sex - must hang off the side, praying for our lives.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

Actually, no man is as funny as me or any woman I’ve ever met.

Jokes create the air in our lungs. And as long as humans deal with humans, there will forever be something laughable to point out in the room.

Having a funny laugh is in most cases a consolation prize for not being funny.

Comedians are the most ruthless critics in the world.