437 Quotes About Jokes

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks!”-Totie Fields-

Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But have you heard the one about the baker's wife?""No," Kyra said."Rumor has it, she married him for his buns." Fred burst out laughing.Kyra groaned. "Okay, that was just bad.

You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.

I have been so very, very fortunate in my life. I've met or been in contact with several of my childhood heroes. I've interacted with people all over this planet, and even though I couldn't possibly hope to remember all their names, I remember a photograph, a poem, a sound, a joke, kind words of encouragement. All is not lost.

Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.

The TARDIS can look like whatever it wants.

We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.