437 Quotes About Jokes

People usually told him the same joke two or three times.

Joke exchanges are carried on in deadly earnest, like a verbal duel-mouth-to-mouth combat. Bang, bang: you’re (linguistically) dead.

...the primary paradox that man is superior to all the things around him and yet is at their mercy.

If they were the jokes, I was the punch line.

I will cut taxes - cut taxes - for 95 percent of all working families, because, in an economy like this, the last thing we should do is raise taxes on the middle class.

Some jokes are less agreeable than others

Katsa, only you would consider the collapse of the ceiling a good joke.

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.

I be dog if hit don't look like sometimes that when a fellow sets out to play a joke, hit ain't another fellow he's playing that joke on; hit's a kind of big power laying still somewhere in the dark that he sets out to prank with without knowing hit, and hit all depends on whether that ere power is in the notion to take a joke or not, whether or not hit blows up right in his face, like this one did in mine. ("A Bear Hunt")