437 Quotes About Jokes

How do you tell the sex of a chromosome? Pull down its genes.

How do you make a sausage roll? ... Roll it down a hill!

I speak of humorless people as having a moral flaw, and that's not fair. It's just like regarding it as a moral flaw that someone can't sing. An awful lot of humorless people come into this world, and they make very good Nazis.

Auden’s gone full-blown Lydia “Bennet and accused me of being Lizzie. Which, I don’t mind, but still.” “Plain English here please, Em. You know I don’t speak Austen.”“Neither does she.” I exhale

Bacon: Duct tape for food.

Some people get sarcasm, and others do not. Poor them.

He pointed a finger at the sky.'What?' said Robin, looking up into the blue haze.'If you look carefully,' said Strike, 'you might just see an asteroid passing through the house of bollocks.

A lot of lies are really funny. Anything funny is good. Most jokes are really just lies that tell the truth, after all; they should be considered prayers, an invocation.

You make war a jest... and send our son as its punchline.