437 Quotes About Jokes

I simply can't make jokes - the default value of every joke is a lie.

It becomes evident that Olmo hasn't really been spotting his underwear, at least not with blood. Azzy has messed with his gullibility.Dad shoots Azzy a we'll-talk-about-this-later look. "Olmo, diarrhea and periods are very different things."Azzy smiles maliciously. "Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your jeans.

He flashed Neil a triumphant grin, oblivious to the way the store clerks were staring at them. "I am a master at persuasion." "Or self-delusion," Neil said. Nicky's eyebrows shot up. "Oh my god, did you try to make a joke? Did it hurt a little? No, really," he said when Neil turned as if to leave him. "What put you in such a good mood?" Turning put Andrew in Neil's line of sight again.

Life isn't a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk.

Never go to sea without a porpoise

I hope everyone is laughing at this Corona Virus jokes and Memes, with their hands being sanitized or washed with soap. They have Isolated themselves from the crowd and they have been self quarantined or practicing social distance. If not then the joke is on them. Corona will have the last laugh on their lives

Ash bumped her shoulder. “Hey, Vale. I got a joke for you.” She smiled. “Okay.”“What do you do when the world champion of Scrolls of the Illuminati knocks on your door?”“I…” Vale giggled. “I have no idea.”“You say ‘well done, sir!’ then pay the man for the pizza!” Ash cracked up at his own joke and a moment later, Vale began to laugh too. For a few seconds, it felt like everything was normal again.

I wondered if there were sheep here to feed them. Horses make a great substitute. I hoped he was joking. I’m not. He really did push jokes too far!

A hero is smiling at the moment another hero is telling jokes.