437 Quotes About Jokes

He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.

How do jokes work? The beginning of each good one challenges you to think... The second part of the joke announces that nobody wants you to think.

John Gielgud told us this story about Mae West. She was asked, ‘Do you ever smoke after you’ve had sex?’ She answered, ‘I never looked.

We take jokes way too far.

I feel strongly that Christians have a scriptural mandate to love and care for all the people of the world. Even those who are living in immoral circumstances are entitled to be treated with dignity and respect. There is no place for hatred, hurtful jokes, or other forms of rejecting towards those who are gay.

You mean like, if a hybrid drinks from a shifter in the middle of the woods, did it really happen?"He moved closer until he was peering down at her. "What happens in the woods, stays in the woods.

Jokes are another example of stupidity... we are so wise and so clever and we do stupid stuff, how wise is that?Jokes on stage of being serious... when you aren't serious what you get is more likely somebody being in state of seriousness.

I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me

...Andrew Feldman put £2,000 behind the bar, and [David] Cameron told a joke about a farmer inviting a new neighbour to come to his house for a party where there might be dancing, drinking and ‘rough sex’. When the neighbour asks what to wear, the farmer says, ‘It doesn’t matter, it’s only going to be you and me.