437 Quotes About Jokes

The material used to make MONEY should be changed from paper to RUBBER.So people can STRETCH itto make both ends meet.

One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.

We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.

We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.

Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly...

When you demand the fantasy world to blow your mind, remember that the real world has teeth.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.