437 Quotes About Jokes

Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

Most nobodies are somebodies and most somebodies are nobodies somewhere.

When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.

The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

I was afraid he wouldn't remember the joke. I always remember jokes, but some people forget right away and then I end up looking like a weirdo for still remembering something so small.

Mahlke couldn't joke. He sometimes tried. But everything he did, touched or said, became solemn, significant, monumental;