437 Quotes About Jokes

Promises are like silly jokes, told around a table when the food is good and no one has anything to lose by telling a lie or two - lies should have been a synonym for the word 'promise' in dictionaries, but only a few people knew it.

What the famous big blue Boy Scout told to a green Kryptonite? What?? YOU rock!

[L]ife is one big jest at the expense of humanity. - ‘The Mupondawana Dancing Champion

Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

Not everyone gets jokes. But to many jokes in one time are never good idea!

Time for black jokes, what's the time??Can you handle it!

Nicolas Cage is the best for taking the role of character Joker. He is pretty damn good at jokes!

Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook.So that's just a humus humor spread.