437 Quotes About Jokes

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Was he hitting some type of werewolf midlife crisis? First, he'd left Wolf Town, and now he was envisioning a mate. What next? Bird watching? Board games? Retirement homes?

Jokes are actually played by life, which after calls tragedies

Jokes against the legal profession were what the legal profession loved most.

And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he loves to work, in which case he’ll surely love working for me, because I love people who love to do that to love to do that.

If you cross an onion with a UFO, what you get is a flying saucer that brings tears to your eyes.

He said, “If God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site.” Then it sunk in- timing was everything and social media was the devil.

Deuce groaned. “Ma, what sort of pie was that?” He was rubbing his stomach.“Bitter cherry. Lucy Hopewel had one at the potluck a week back, and I thought I might try it. It wasn’t good?”“It was good, Ma,” Ty said, voice flat.“Where do you get bitter cherries?” Deuce asked.“Disgruntled trees,” Ty said. He looked over his shoulder with a smirk.

A joke is a witticism or play on words that’s meant to be funny. I say ‘meant to be’ because most jokes aren’t funny. They range between mildly amusing and grimace-inducingly annoying.