437 Quotes About Jokes

Jokes have a relation to the unconscious.''Jokes may indeed have a relation to the unconscious. But also: sometimes a joke is just a joke.''Directed against-''Directed against you. Whom else? The man who doesn't laugh. The man who can't take a joke.

I used to wonder why people made New Jersey jokes. I don't anymore.

También le he visto a usted. Ozzera. Crispin. ¿Verdad?Christian-corrigió Lissa

End of the SummerIt was end of the summerAnd my heart was brokenbut i was smiling, laughing, making jokesLike there was nothing bleeding insideAs always.

A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.

Why is a Christmas tree better than a man? Because it stays up, has cute balls, and looks good with the lights on!

I am a joke toldagain.

That's very...big of you.

I remember watching an old Dracula movie once with Alphonse and having him laugh himself sick at the sight of a vamp only a few days out of the grave supposedly raising another one.He'd been impossible for weeks afterwards,mercilessly teasing all the weaker vamps in court about the three-day-old baby that was more powerful than them.