437 Quotes About Jokes

Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).

Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.