437 Quotes About Jokes

What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a child's more imporant than a joke, I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands.

Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.

Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don’t even ask.

Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.

The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.