437 Quotes About Jokes

Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.

Following his rant littered with narcissism, she calmly responded, '...You have quite the little ego, don't you?' And with little thought, he then quickly retorted, 'What do you mean 'little'!?

The gods too are fond of a joke.

Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking.

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

It sometimes seemed to him that for love to work, it had to be fair, that he should tell only half the joke, and she the other half. Otherwise, it would not be love, but something completely else–pity or entertainment, or stand-up comedy.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.