437 Quotes About Jokes

Fella says today, 'Depression is over. I seen a jackrabbit, an' they wasn't nobody after him.' An' another fella says, 'That aint the reason. Can't afford to kill jackrabbits no more. Catch 'em and milk 'em an' turn 'em loose. One you seen prob'ly gone dry.

It has been my experience that, even when a man has a sense of humor, it only really carries him to the point where he will join in a laugh at the expense of the other fellow.

It was a family joke that Lydia's domestic tendencies were somehow misplaced when she was created.

Comedy is reality shown in a funny way...In life there are- Accidents- Tragedy- Drama- SadnessPleny of stuff with negative outcome...

I enjoyed myself as much as I could, trying consciously or unconsciously to fill the void with jokes.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

And how should we behave during this Apocalypse? We should be unusually kind to one another, certainly. But we should also stop being so serious. Jokes help a lot. And get a dog, if you don't already have one.