437 Quotes About Jokes

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.

Jeg kommer netop nu fra et Selskab, hvor jeg var Sjælen; Vittigheder strømmede ud fra min Mund, alle loe, beundrede mig - men jeg gik, ja den Tankestreg bør være ligesaa lang som Jordbanens Radier ------------------------------- hen og ville skyde mig selv.

I’d say the winner of this debate is the God of Death, who’s now several minutes closer to claiming all of us.

Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.

We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.

Tatiana hugged him and said, “And here’s mine: ‘Honey, what do you prefer—my beautiful body or my beautiful face?’” “Your sense of humor,” returned Alexander, holding her to him until she couldn’t breathe.

They all laughed when I said I'd become a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.