40 Quotes About Junk-food

What if there were health food stores on every corner in the hood, instead of liquor stores!?

Some people plan on being disciplined as soon as they achieve something that cannot be achieved without discipline.

Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

Some parents sometimes use junk food as a babysitter.

Popcorn, chocolate, coffee, ice cream, and pizza. The five food groups. Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, dying of nothing.

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and the junk food as far away as possble.

Anyone who can fail to rejoice in the enticing squish/crunch of a fast-food French fry, or the delight of a warmed piece of grocery-store donut, is living half a life

foodstuffs absolved of the obligation to provide vitamins and minerals cavorted with reckless abandon.

New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s no stopping us until we’re licking stray bits of powdered cheese off the carpet. So stop trying to give us nutritional information based on a fraction of the package. It assumes a talent for two things that we’re really not capable of: restraint and math.