47 Quotes About Kate-meader

Her head felt like miniature construction workers had taken up residence. Along with jackhammers and pneumatic drills, they were now whistling at passing women and yelling “Hey, baby!” She made the pledge of hung-over idiots everywhere: I’m never drinking again.

If she wanted to bang every waiter and bellman on the Mexican Riviera, she would do so with dildos on. No one said her rebound(s) had to be classy.