51 Quotes About Kyle

You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.

He stopped in the doorway and his eyes flicked to Sam whereupon he mumbled, “Dude, cool to meet you, big fan,” then he looked back at me and exploded, “Seriously, Kiakee, what… the… fuck?

I don't know which one is the real you," I said. "Are you more like Kyle the dick or Kyle the good guy?

Forget the fact that he was the first person I had slept with in almost a year or that even though I was drunk I remembered it clearly (and it was effing fantastic!) Forget the fact that I had a hickey for the first time since high school on my neck under the scarf I was wearing, tied around my dumb neck.

Make no mistake, Kyle is responsible for the way he reacted,

We've got to surround Kyle with a lot more in the bullpen.

Kyle seems to be doing fine. Everything's positive there.

Kyle and I push each other a lot.

That's the type of play that we need going down the stretch. I can't say enough about Kyle and how he bounced back.