1,646 Quotes About Lasts

  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    Trump said that he hoped bin Laden suffered a lot. It looks like he got his wish, because the CIA said bin Laden spent his last hour watching 'Celebrity Apprentice.'

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude... '

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    All the major networks declared Barack Obama the winner at 11 last night, except for MSNBC, which declared Obama the winner six months ago.

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  • Author Edna O'Brien
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    In every question and every remark tossed back and forth between lovers who have not played out the last fugue, there is one question and it is this: Is there someone new?

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  • Author Eugene Ormandy
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    Im one of the boys, no better than the last second violinist. Im just the lucky one to be standing in the center, telling them how to play.

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