1,646 Quotes About Lasts

Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.

My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

It's always very pure, that last moment before an ugly, unsettling truth hits someone. The most stark of before-and-afters.

If there's one thing I've learned in the last few months, it's that sometimes you just have to close your eyes and jump.

I knew that it wouldn’t last. It was just a moment, a perfect moment, as time stood still and fleetingly everything fell back into its proper place.

Some things don't last forever, but some things do.

I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.

In the last analysis civilization is based upon the food supply.

Usually, if you're buried alive, that's gonna be the last time that happens, isn't it?