1,859 Quotes About Laughing

We still have that same burn, to get that same kind of laughs. So whether the studio wants us to or not, were going to do it. The money is just a byproduct of coming out with good stuff. Our whole thing is building that rapport with the audience.

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

My experience tells me that any time you hear people laughing on a sitcom, it's the writers who happen to be closest to the microphones - not the audience.

Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.

I was always making my friends laugh, but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?

There's nothing that makes me laugh more than being in the situation where you're not supposed to laugh. Funerals. People crying. Breaking down. Telling you their life. I'm the worst. I'm the worst at that.