70 Quotes About Laughter-is-the-best-medicine

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot to do after you leave. Out here.

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.

I have to tell you the truth. But you are too ugly for it.

My condolences, you're still alive.

I love to laugh. Specially at myself. Sometimes I spend hours doing it.

I love you as I do all - not at all.