1,453 Quotes About Laughter

We are tired who follow after fantasy and truth that flies: You with only look and laughter stain our hearts with richest dyes.

Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I'm a comedian, and even cancer couldn't stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through.

Laughter, ridicule, opposition and persecution are often the only reward which Christ’s followers get from the world.

Only one pair was still battling, apparently unaware of the new arrival. Harry saw Sirius duck Bellatrix's jet of red light: he was laughing at her. 'Come on, you can do better than that!' he yelled, his voice echoing around the cavernous room. The second jet of light hit him squarely in the chest. The laughter had not quite died from his face, but his eyes widened in shock.

To make sure that my blasphemy is thoroughly expressed, I hereby state my opinion that the notion of a god is a basic superstition, that there is no evidence for the existence of any god(s), that devils, demons, angels and saints are myths, that there is no life after death, heaven nor hell, that the Pope is a dangerous, bigoted, medieval dinosaur, and that the Holy Ghost is a comic-book character worthy of laughter and derision.

He who laughs on Friday will weep on Sunday.

Only in this world do we laugh: in hell, it won't be possible; and in heaven, it won't be proper.

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart, because who doesn't like to laugh?

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper.