215 Quotes About Lawyers

A lawyer caught in the toils of a murder case is like a man newly fallen in love: his involvement is total.

What they say about lawyers being useless isn’t entirely true.

القوانين لا تؤسس ولكنها تنظم بعد أن يكون هناك أساس -تعارضها أو غموضها مما يجعلها ثغرة أكثر منها سدة أمر هين بالتكامل التشريعي- ولكن هاوية الأخلاق دامسة لا أمل أن تري فيها ما تروي به ظمأك .

Trials for lawyers are like bills. It seems that you finish paying one, and feel that feeling of relief, then it’s time to pay it again.

If you are unfortunate enough to be involved in legal action, you’ve got to realize that it’s a three-way fight: There’s you, there’s your opponent, and there’s your lawyer. And your lawyer is not on your side. His job is to get as much money as possible out of you, frequently in collusion with the other side’s lawyer, and then move on to another client.

The USA legal system is designed to enrich lawyers, protect the government and corporations, and shaft the general public.

Colonial America had looked upon (lawyers) as mere tradesmen who earned a questionable living by cleverness and chicanery.

[Hazel] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.''Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just had his own daily happy thought. 'Piper made them promise to stay off the ship and not possess any of us. But if they followed us, and used other bodies to attack us, then they're not technically breaking their vow...''Great,' Leo muttered. 'Eidolons who are also lawyers. Now I really want to kill them.

You can't figure out why I'm mad? How about because I had my tongue between your legs two days ago, or the fact we both almost overdosed on orgasms, or maybe it's because I got a fucking hard on the minute you walked in that conference room door? Take your pick... there are a variety of reasons why I'm mad.