215 Quotes About Lawyers

Guilo, although a lawyer, never lied; at least not to his friends.

A nonhuman animal had better have a good lawyer. In 1508, Bartholomé Chassenée earned fame and fortune for his eloquent representation of the rats of his French province. These rats had been charged with destroying the barley crop and also with ignoring the court order to appear and defend themselves. Bartholomé Chassenée argued successfully that the rats hadn't come because the court had failed to provide reasonable protection from the village cats along the route.

Isn't the human body a miracle

Some people have mastered the art of acting like a Judge when others make mistakes... But acting like a Lawyer when they do.

My expectation with the police murder of George Floyd is that the police lawyers will lie, confuse and deny.

A prisoner's shackles would always be a lawyers joy.

Workers Compensation lawyers are one of the most toxic groups of people I have met in life.

He never quarreled with his wife, but he never talked to her;--he never had time to talk, he was so taken up with speaking.

Claude rubs the back of his neck and wrinkles his nose, about to tell me he was never sad. I believe this is called bravado and is not limited to lawyers, or even men, although that combination makes it almost unavoidable.