378 Quotes About Laziness

You just became the most interesting person at this party. I don't think anyone here has worked an honest day in their lives.

Fate represents the fulfillment of man's expectations of himself.

We easily resign to a grim future so long as nothing is required of us today.

In this age of 'whatever,' Americans are becoming slaves to the new tyranny of nonchalance. " James Morris

My temptation is to tackle everything at once, or nothing at all.

In the 1960 campaign, Arthur Schlesinger wrote of Adlai Stevenson, who already lost twice as the party's presidential nominee, "He has been away from power too long; he gives me an odd sense of unreality, a certain frivolity, distractedness, over-interest in words and phrases.

All his [Laurent's] great powerful body wanted was to do nothing, to wallow in never-ending idleness and self-indulgence. He would have liked to eat well, sleep well, satisfy his passions liberally, without stirring from one spot or risking the misfortune of a bit of fatigue.

The laziest people find the most efficient way to do things, they don't just do nothing, because then they have to end up being bothered into doing things all the time anyway.

Me, I couldn’t give two halves of a quarter fuck when I was alive. I tried, I swear. It just wasn’t going to happen. In fact, the only thing I truly cared about was ensuring that I could comfortably not care without repercussion, and I was damn good at it.