226 Quotes About Lazy

Yell at them for what? For not getting a hit? When they quit trying and get lazy I'll yell at all of them.

There's nothing I can say about that. There was no pressure. I went up there lazy and didn't concentrate.

Everything we would ever need to become rich and powerful and sophisticated is within our reach. The major reason that so few take advantage of all that we have is simply, neglect.

You'll get one number and one number only, 'cause I'm a lazy bastard!

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.

I only wear heels when it's 100-percent required, and even sometimes not then. I have to talk myself into a bra. I've done an hour of standup where I've been like, "I don't have to wear a bra tonight." If you're going to be on camera, you have to get it together, but other than that, I am pretty lazy as a woman.

Now: For those of you who are lazy I can offer no hope: death will not bring you an eternal resting place. You may rest, if this is your wish, for a while. Not only must you use your abilities after death, however, but you must face up to yourself for those that you did not use during your previous existence...

I'm not lazy on set. I'm lazy in the rest of my life.