162 Quotes About Leo-valdez

I try very hard to be annoying! Don't insult my ability to annoy!

– Stupides dieux des montagnes ! hurla Léo. C’est la troisième fois que je remplace mon mât ! Vous croyez que ça pousse sur les arbres ou quoi ?– Ben, répliqua Nico en fronçant les sourcils, les mâts sont faits avec des troncs d’arbre, non ?– C’est pas la question !

Akmon pulled a ratchet wrench from the tool belt and spun it like a noisemaker. “Oh, very nice! I’m definitely keeping this! Thanks, Blue Bottom!”Blue Bottom?Leo glanced down. His pants had slipped around his ankles again, revealing his blue undershorts. “That’s it!” he shouted. “My stuff. Now. Or I’ll show you how funny a flaming dwarf is.”His hands caught fire.

I tried to help you make better choices. You could have saved yourself. But you defied me at every step. You built your ship. You joined that foolish quest. Now you are trapped here, helpless, while the mortal world dies. Leo's hands burst into flame. He wanted to melt Gaea's sandy face to glass. Then he felt Calypso's hand on his shoulder."Gaea." Her voice was stern and steady. "You are not welcome.

He was the class clown, the court jester, because he'd learn early that if you cracked jokes and pretended you weren't scared, you usually didn't get beat up. Even the baddest gangster kids would tolerate you, keep you around for laughs. Plus, humor was a good way to hide the pain

A ruby-encrusted orb popped its top and helicopter blades unfolded. Leo was glad Buford the table wasn't here-he would've fallen in love.

People of Earth, I come in peace!

Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.

The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot.