76 Quotes About Lesbians

"We stood surrounded by orchids that would make Georgia O’Keeffe teary-eyed and most lesbians distracted."

"Do most gay women love each other?” Doc asked.“A lot of them love closeted movie stars."

"Pink was for girls.Girly girls who wore flavored lip gloss and read magazines and talked on the phone lying on their perfect, lacy bedspreads with their feet in the air. Girls who spent six months looking for the perfect dress to wear to the school formal.Girls who liked boys."

"Men are jerks. If I were a woman I'd be a lesbian. You get to make love to other women and have little to do with asshole men. Lesbians are better lovers, too, because they know where everything is."