102 Quotes About Librarian

I'm a born librarian with a sex drive

She's right, of course. My mother usually is. She's a librarian.

As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her.

Evelyn: Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am. Rick: And what is that? Evelyn: I... am a librarian. The Mummy (1999)

In tough times, a librarian is a terrible thing to waste.

Like a good American, I wanted to sue somebody. But like a good librarian, I just sat at my desk and waited.

Trivia monologue. You are so the man for me.

There's nothing like cataloguing books for taking your mind off things.

Goat curry and a female librarian, that's what I'm in the mood for.