842 Quotes About Life-changing

Bitchreads is doing stupid shit again.

I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces.

It was obvious that the woman was trying to turn over a new leaf, so we bought all her bowls. I got a gigantic stoneware one with a flat bottom, like you’d use if you were making bread for the whole army, and I knew I would have to change my whole life to have a use for this bowl.

The day that changed my life was like every other day before it, except that it changed my life.

We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX.

The path of spiritual awakening involves uncovering the values and ideas that are authentic to you, regardless of what others think.

He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie in my you-know-what and we had sex for the first time.

One of the quickest ways to profoundly change one’s life is to stop consuming toxic foods.

The inability to recognize the truth could be compensated by the ability to take surprises.