352 Quotes About Lol

Max-Ernest shook his head. "One day you'll understand. Life is different when you have a kid

Doubtless you would prefer a gayer woman than myself. But I would be gay—I would do all you wish so as not to disappoint you, and I would give you as much pleasure as I could.

Doubtless you would prefer a gayer woman than myself. But I would be gay—

Twenty minutes later, I caught sight of Barack across the room, in the grips of what looked to be an endless conversation with the woman, who was doing a large portion of the talking. He shot me a look, implying that he’d like to be rescued. But he was a grown man. I let him rescue himself.

When Frances was eight years old, a man patted her mother's bottom as he walked past them on a suburban street. "Nice arse," he said in a friendly tone. Frances remembered thinking, Oh, that's kind of him. And then she'd watched in shock as her five-foot-nothing mother chased the man to the corner and swung a heavy handbag full of hardback library books at the back of his head.

Cal: Thief!mare: WELL OBVIOUSLY

...that guy came here to confess.""Are you a priest?""No, I am a church!

We met on a Wednesday morning, and I'd fallen in love with him by Thursday evening.

You bite your lip when you're lying, Henry.""And yours move when you're being a nosy fuckmuppet.