352 Quotes About Lol

It’s when I’m around some people that my entire vocabulary goes on vacation. Like now

I will get your some clothes, a sword, and your very own assassin to join you on your quest.""Ooh, just what I've always wanted. A man whose job title had the word ass in it not once, but two times.

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. "He needs a Band-Aid," I said. A look passed between me and Fang, full of suppressed humor, relief, understanding,love — Forget I said that too. I don't know what's wrong with me.

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.

I don't need psychologyI am not a sociopathNeither and Psychopath

I look like prep school Barbie," Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. "Actually, you like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend.

There are men and gods, and beings like Pythagoras.

Tell me it's not true."He sighed. "Fine. It's not true."...And yet..."Are you lying?"He rolled his eyes. "Of course I'm lying.""Not cool." I muttered.Kyle shrugged. "I didn't want you to start hyperventilating again." His hair fell over his eyes and he brushed it aside. "I figured annoying you was safer than admitting anything.