308 Quotes About Love-quotes-for-everybody

A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.

Love turns men into boys; heartache turns boys into men.

Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.

Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.

Money can't buy love, except on Valentine’s Day.

If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.

The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.