265 Quotes About Marijuana

  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    President Obama answered questions on YouTube today. He was asked 7,500 times about legalizing marijuana. And that was just from Chad in Portland.

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    Obama was heckled by someone who said, 'Don't forget about medical marijuana.' The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone in L.A.

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    California Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. Or maybe for some strange reason they're just being paranoid.

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    The AMA is urging the Federal Government not to classify marijuana as a dangerous drug and do more research. That's what they said. It's a big story, yeah. Yeah, that request came not only from the AMA but also from KFC.

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  • Author Conan O'Brien
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    Tough times for Martha Stewart. Yesterday, Martha Stewart reported to her parole officer and had to take a mandatory urine test for cocaine and marijuana. Martha was found to be drug-free and her urine was found to be a lovely yellow saffron.

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  • Author Kevin O'Leary
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    You either make it illegal, in which case you support a huge underground economy or you tax it within the limits people can afford.

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  • Author P. J. O'Rourke
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    Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?

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  • Author Amy Poehler
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    We were also performing. We'd give them a list of, like, 'Here's how we want to be introduced' They'd be like, 'Great' And then 5 minutes later they'd come back, 'Bad news: we lost your list. But good news: we've got a trash bag full of weed!'

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