265 Quotes About Marijuana

New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, Halloween isn't a time to push your beliefs. You don't see me handing out pot to kids...Okay, well not the little kids.

You’ve been smoking again, haven’t you? Your eyes look like road maps and you’re in full bastard mode.

There was no time to weigh chances. There was no such thing as chances anyway, in the distorted perspective of the weed fumes.

The main point in our report was to recommend decriminalization...because of the way laws are applied, which have not worked. We have applied them for decades and it's got the prisons filled with lots of young people who sometimes come out destroyed for having half an ounce... We should approach it through education and health issues rather than a brutal reaction... There is need for change in policy, but it has to start with debate and discussion... I think the whole approach has to be reviewed.

At first it was just a misdemeanor, but then you lost the "mis-de" and you just got meaner and meaner..

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.

By regulating marijuana, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people.

According to the Small Business Administration, more than 70 percent of all family businesses do not survive through the second generation, and 8 percent do not make it to a third.

The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry try to portray.