66 Quotes About Marriage-humor

If Miss Beresford had not been in such a hurry to marry a poor country clergyman, there was no knowing what she might not have become. But Dixon was too loyal to desert her in her affliction and downfall (alias her married life).

No, but on the other hand you don't enact me Cheltenham tragedies when I've barely swallowed my breakfast.

Marriage is like an exam - it has all types of 'Means' - fair and unfair and you pass or fail or even reappear but many a times you earn many 'degrees' of pleasure, pain or mental torture and finally you pass into the other world to be reborn and admitted back to 'PLAY SCHOOL' Why marry at all.

Death is not the end of life; Life partner is the end of life

We eat in silence, listening to the rain. Both of us look forlornly at the bar, thinking that we shouldn’t, we mustn’t. On the other hand, we could simply pass out drunk here and maybe they’d take us to jail. There are beds in jail. Soap. New people to meet.

By getting married you divorce yourself

أفضل كثيرا جدا أن يسخر منك الناس لأنك لم تتزوج على ان يسخروا منك لأنك تزوجت !

إذا كنت بليدا لدرجة أنك لا تستطيع أن تفكر لنفسك فتزوج

Tish, help me! I’ve cut my wrist on the damned glass – it’s pouring blood – probably an artery! Let me in before I bleed to death!’‘Go and bleed over the rose bushes, they’re supposed to thrive on it,’ I suggested heartlessly. He was by now directly underneath me and I couldn’t see any sign of draining arteries.‘You heartless bitch!’ he raged, which was more like the James I’d come to know and didn’t love.