66 Quotes About Marriage-humor
- Author Helen Smith
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She has carefully audited her life and found she has no requirement for a husband.
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- Author Thabang Gideon Magaola
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Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents any more.
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- Author Tennessee Williams
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Some single men stop drinking when they git married and others start!
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- Author أنيس منصور
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الأم تقول لإبنها : أتمنى أن يكون حظك مثل حظ أبيك لتجد عروسة مثلي.. و تقول لإبنتها : أتمنى ألا يكون حظك مثل حظي فيكون عريسك مثل أبيك !
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- Author Jane Austen
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Mrs. Allen was one of that numerous class of females, whose society can raise no other emotion than surprise at there being any men in the world who could like them well enough to marry them. She had neither beauty, genius, accomplishment, nor manner.
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- Author Ellen Hopkins
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Tying the know means slipping a noose around love and choking it to death.
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- Author Robert Philemon Kanyike
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Marriage is a labaratory, where the specimen is you yourself.
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- Author Scott Schafer
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Sure, I was married..."once."Which is why, even to this very day, "never again" continues to be my favorite number.
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- Author أنيس منصور
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الإنسان له ساقان إذا مشى ، أربع إذا تزوج !
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