66 Quotes About Marriage-humor

She has carefully audited her life and found she has no requirement for a husband.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents any more.

Some single men stop drinking when they git married and others start!

الأم تقول لإبنها : أتمنى أن يكون حظك مثل حظ أبيك لتجد عروسة مثلي.. و تقول لإبنتها : أتمنى ألا يكون حظك مثل حظي فيكون عريسك مثل أبيك !

Mrs. Allen was one of that numerous class of females, whose society can raise no other emotion than surprise at there being any men in the world who could like them well enough to marry them. She had neither beauty, genius, accomplishment, nor manner.

Tying the know means slipping a noose around love and choking it to death.

Marriage is a labaratory, where the specimen is you yourself.

Sure, I was married..."once."Which is why, even to this very day, "never again" continues to be my favorite number.

الإنسان له ساقان إذا مشى ، أربع إذا تزوج !