6,292 Quotes About Marriage

Married men are horribly tedious when they are good husbands, and abominably conceited when they are not.

Twenty years of romance makes a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage makes her something like a public building.

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.

They flaunt their conjugal felicity in one's face, as if it were the most fascinating of sins.

Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable.

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

I think women are natural caretakers. They take care of everybody. They take care of their husbands and their kids and their dogs, and don't spend a lot of time just getting back and taking time out.