143 Quotes About Married-life

And I don't go out of the house if I can help it.

The children aren't enough now. One constructs such a fine balance, you know, very fine, matchsticks in fact ...

In the end you learned to live with things once you stopped talking about them.

Do you think I'm only here when you look at me?

I was beginning to fear that you had turned into one of those boring females who can only say 'Yes, my dear' ... You know very well, Peabody, that our little discussions are the spice of life -- 'The pepper in the soup of marriage' -- Very aptly put, Peabody. If you become meek and acquiescent, I will put an advertisement in the Times telling Sethos to drop by and collect you. Promise me you will never stop scolding...

If you happen to get a bad husband or a bad wife even once, it can ruin many lifetimes!

Afterward, he would leave her, and he would go to sleep in his own home. "It's hard to understand," he would tell Lila whenever she would press his gently on the subject, "but with us Arabs, a man can come and go, and his wife will not say a word. She'll notice the length of his absences, but she won't press him or ask for explanations. For his part, so long as he acts modestly and doesn't show off his lover in plain view, then he will not bring shame on his family.

When you live with a woman you learn something every day. So far I have learned that long hair will clog up the shower drain before you can say 'Liquid-Plumr';

Just look at that, what kind of worldly life has arisen with the coming together of these two, jada (inanimate matter; the non-Self) and chetan (life energy; the Self)! Then one gets married, he becomes a son-in-law, a father-in-law, a brother-in-law, a paternal uncle-in-law, a maternal uncle-in-law! Just look at the different kinds of interferences he has created?!